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    May 2000
    Woodside, New York

    Smile Cute "Mother" Joke

    A man called his mother in Florida ,
    "Mom, how are you?"
    " Not too good," said the mother. "I've been very weak."
    The son said, "Why are you so weak?" She said, "Because I haven't eaten in 38 days."

    The son said, "That's terrible.
    Why haven't you eaten in 38 days?"

    The mother answered,
    "Because I didn't want my mouth to be filled with food if you should call."

    Lifetimer since April 2001

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    Default Re: Cute "Mother" Joke

    This is a cute joke, sounds like something my grandma would post, as she is always telling us that no one ever calls her!

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