Results 1 to 4 of 4

Thread: Lend A Helping Hand

  1. #1
    Join Date
    May 2000
    Woodside, New York

    Talking Lend A Helping Hand

    A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on

    the door..

    The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger,

    standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

    "Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!"
    He slams the door and returns to bed.
    "Who was that?" asked his wife.
    "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.

    "Did you help him?" she asks.
    "No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain
    out there!"
    "Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you
    remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys
    helped us?

    I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"
    The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the
    pounding rain.
    He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
    "Yes," comes back the answer.
    "Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
    "Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
    "Where are you?" asks the husband..

    "Over here on the swing set," replied the drunk..
    Last edited by Ginaki; 04-22-2010 at 05:21 PM.
    Lifetimer since April 2001

  2. #2

    Default Re: Lend A Helping Hand

    Now that's a great way to start my morning.

    3/16/02- Made WW Lifetime
    4'11"...SW 176lbs CW 154 lbs WGW 115
    Rejoining weight 11/17 154 lbs

  3. #3

    Default Re: Lend A Helping Hand

    That's pretty cute!
    HW 251.8 SW 237.5 (03/18/13) CW 225.8 (4/15/13) GW 165 (tenative)

  4. Default Re: Lend A Helping Hand

    Haha. That was actually pretty funny.

Similar Threads

  1. Helping DD be on the WW plan with me-Questions??
    By Panda Bear 62 in forum General Discussion
    Replies: 2
    Last Post: 12-29-2009, 09:02 AM
  2. Helping to save lives
    By Norma in forum Fit & Sexy 50s and Beyond!
    Replies: 1
    Last Post: 09-14-2007, 09:48 AM
  3. exercises for helping a droopy chest
    By mama2 in forum Exercise and Fitness
    Replies: 3
    Last Post: 08-07-2006, 09:36 PM
  4. Helping my husband
    By JSVMomma in forum Men on Weight Watchers
    Replies: 2
    Last Post: 05-16-2006, 01:31 PM
  5. Helping
    By Ginaki in forum Have a Laugh
    Replies: 2
    Last Post: 04-27-2004, 11:05 AM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts