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    Practice makes a man perfect... - But nobody's perfect..... . So why practice?

    Money is not everything. - There's MasterCard & Visa.

    One should love animals. - They are so tasty .

    Save water. - Shower with your girl friend.

    Love thy neighbour. - But don't get caught.

    Behind every successful man, there is a woman - And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

    Every man should marry. - After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

    The wise never marry - And when they marry they become otherwise.

    Success is a relative term. - It brings so many relatives.

    Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

    Love is photogenic - It needs darkness to develop

    Children in backseats cause accidents - Accidents in backseats cause children

    "Your future depends on your dreams" - So go to sleep

    There should be a better way to start a day - Than waking up every morning

    "Hard work never killed anybody" - But why take the risk !

    "Work fascinates me" - I can look at it for hours!

    God made relatives; - Thank God we can choose our friends.

    When two's company, - three's the result!

    The more you learn, the more you know,
    The more you know, the more you forget
    The more you forget, the less you know - So... Why learn.

    A bus station is where a bus stops.
    A train station is where train stops.
    On my desk, I have a work station.... What more can I say........

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    Food for thought...Perhaps even a whole meal!

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