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    Talking Healthy Level Of Insanity

    To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity


    1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With
    Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer
    At Passing Cars...
    See If They Slow Down.


    2.
    < /B>Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't DisguiseYour Voice. !

    3.
    Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

    4.
    Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions,
    Switch to Espresso.

    5.
    In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' ForMarijuana'

    6.
    Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

    7.
    Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat,with a serious face.

    8.
    Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

    9.
    Sing Along At The Opera.

    10.
    Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

    11.
    When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

    12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Runn ing towards the
    Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

    13.
    Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

    Lifetimer since April 2001
    195/135/150WW

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    Join Date
    May 2007
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    Anchorage, AK
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    Default Re: Healthy Level Of Insanity

    This is really awesome! I should try some of these!
    SW: 239.0 (12.30.10) CW: 233.6 (01.05.12) GW: 150
    Loss: 5.4 lbs thus far

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