Results 1 to 6 of 6

Thread: Blonde joke to end all blonde jokes!!

  1. #1
    kcityroller Guest

    Talking Blonde joke to end all blonde jokes!!

    A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me.



    I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."


    Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"



    The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."



    Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in



    and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He



    studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to



    her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able



    to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."



    He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a



    nice cup of tea, and then....." he sighed, "...let's put all these



    Frosted Flakes back in the box

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Jan 2003
    Location
    Cuyahoga Falls, OH
    Replies
    5,067

    Default Re: Blonde joke to end all blonde jokes!!

    SSNNOORRTTT! I'm glad I wasn't drinking anything when I read that!
    Amy-SAHM of 4

    HW: 217
    CW: 217

    Starting WW's new plan (again for the millionth time) 1/2/12


  3. #3
    Join Date
    May 2001
    Location
    Melbourne, Australia
    Replies
    4,412

    Default Re: Blonde joke to end all blonde jokes!!

    hahaha.....
    *~* biz *~*

    Do or do not .. there is no try!

  4. #4

    Default Re: Blonde joke to end all blonde jokes!!

    poor girl.......lol

  5. #5

    Default Re: Blonde joke to end all blonde jokes!!

    OMG....That IS funny!
    *Hugs*
    ~Gina~
    ***************
    Recommitted - 2/4/04 after baby #4
    SW 223.6
    CW 151.2
    WWG 130
    PG 123.6





    Princess Two Shakes and a Shimmey

  6. #6
    Join Date
    Aug 2004
    Location
    Clemmons, North Carolina
    Replies
    54

    Exclamation Re: Blonde joke to end all blonde jokes!!

    Blonde jokes? There are none...they are all true!
    Back on Weight Watcher's 8/13/12~~Made 1st Goal of 5% loss (-11.5 lbs.=219.9 lbs.) 10/05/12 ~~Made 2nd Goal: 10% loss. (23.1 lbs. at 208.3 lbs.) 11/21/13 (208 lbs.)~~Made 3rd Goal Onederland! (199.5 lbs. 02/02/14)

    HW 231.4 lbs. BMI 34.22 Obese
    CW 196.2 lbs. BMI 28.97 Overweight 03/04/14 Down 35.2 lbs.
    GW 150.0 lbs.
    Height: 5'9" Healthy Weight: 125-169 lbs.
    Weigh-in Day:
    Friday
    "Doing what it takes!"

Similar Threads

  1. Yes, Another Blonde Joke
    By Ginaki in forum Have a Laugh
    Replies: 0
    Last Post: 08-18-2011, 02:18 PM
  2. Some more blonde jokes
    By Ginaki in forum Have a Laugh
    Replies: 2
    Last Post: 02-07-2009, 01:33 AM
  3. The Blonde Joke To End All Blonde Jokes...
    By KellyGreen in forum Have a Laugh
    Replies: 11
    Last Post: 07-30-2006, 06:36 PM
  4. A few more blonde jokes!!!
    By bizz in forum Have a Laugh
    Replies: 3
    Last Post: 10-08-2005, 04:55 PM
  5. Another Blonde Joke
    By Ginaki in forum Have a Laugh
    Replies: 2
    Last Post: 05-05-2004, 12:48 AM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •