Ginaki
07-10-2004, 05:50 PM
Blonde in a Casino
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> >Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the dice table. A very
> >attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand
> > dollars($20,000) on a single roll of the dice. She said,
> >"I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm
> >completely nude." With that, she stripped from the neck
> >down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, mama
> > needs new clothes!"
> >As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and
> >squealed, "YES! YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"
> >She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her
> >winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
> >The dealers stared at each other dumfounded.
> >Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
> >The other answered, "I don't know - I thought
> >you were watching."
> >
> >MORAL: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.
> >
> >
> >Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the dice table. A very
> >attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand
> > dollars($20,000) on a single roll of the dice. She said,
> >"I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm
> >completely nude." With that, she stripped from the neck
> >down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, mama
> > needs new clothes!"
> >As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and
> >squealed, "YES! YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"
> >She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her
> >winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
> >The dealers stared at each other dumfounded.
> >Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
> >The other answered, "I don't know - I thought
> >you were watching."
> >
> >MORAL: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.