Marriage At An Older Age

[Ginaki]

Subject: Marriage At Older Age

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in
Florida, are
all excited about their decision to get married.

They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and
on the way they pass drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are
you the owner?"

The pharmacist answers "Yes".

Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell
heart medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"

Pharmacist: "All kinds."


Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis?

Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Jacob: "How about Viagra?"

Pharmacist: "Of course."

Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis,
Jaundice?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."

Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol?

Parkinson's disease?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely."


Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers?"


Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."



Wonderful, Jacob says to the pharmacist: "We'd like to use
this store for our Bridal Registry."

[ June 13, 2004, 09:23 PM: Message edited by: Ginaki ]

[jeremysmom]

That's too cute!! Thanks for posting.

[Navarican]

I like that!! my parents are having their 40th anniversary this week and I will suggest that to them!!! graemlins/crazy.gif

[sknny95759]

That was too cute! I should print that joke and take it to my weight watchers leader on Thursday if I happen to think of it or if I don't forget! :D smile.gif graemlins/bcbkick.gif graemlins/bcbsalute.gif graemlins/crazy.gif graemlins/clown.gif graemlins/kiss.gif

[MollySue]

That is just too cute!

Thank you for the laugh.