kap
04-01-2003, 03:05 PM
SUPER GRANNY---DEFENDER OF JUSTICE.
>
> This is a true story.
>
> An elderly Florida lady did her shopping, and upon returning to her car,
> found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her
> shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of
> her voice, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!"
>
> The four men didn't wait for a second invitation. They got out and ran
> like mad.
>
> The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into
> the back of the car and get into the driver's seat. She was so shaken
> that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried and
> then
> it dawned on her why.
>
> A few minutes later she found her own car parked four or five spaces
> farther down!
>
> She loaded her bags into the car and then drove to the police station.
> The sergeant to whom she told the story nearly tore himself in two with
> laughter. He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale
> men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as
white,
> less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair and carrying a large
> handgun.
>
> No charges were filed. AH, SENIOR MOMENTS
>
http://www.angelfire.com/in3/kas/images/kathysigs/Kathy_Rose_Lady.gif
>
> This is a true story.
>
> An elderly Florida lady did her shopping, and upon returning to her car,
> found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her
> shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of
> her voice, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!"
>
> The four men didn't wait for a second invitation. They got out and ran
> like mad.
>
> The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into
> the back of the car and get into the driver's seat. She was so shaken
> that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried and
> then
> it dawned on her why.
>
> A few minutes later she found her own car parked four or five spaces
> farther down!
>
> She loaded her bags into the car and then drove to the police station.
> The sergeant to whom she told the story nearly tore himself in two with
> laughter. He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale
> men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as
white,
> less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair and carrying a large
> handgun.
>
> No charges were filed. AH, SENIOR MOMENTS
>
http://www.angelfire.com/in3/kas/images/kathysigs/Kathy_Rose_Lady.gif