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11-26-2005, 05:06 PM
>>
>> You may not know this but many non-living things have a gender.
>>
>> 1) Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can
>> see right through them.
>>
>> 2) Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while to
>> warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the
>> right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons
>> are pushed.
>>
>> 3) A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.
>>
>> 4) A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you
>> have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air
>> part.
>>
>> 5) Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain
>> water.
>>
>> 6) A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on.
>>
>> 7) A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick
>> people up.
>>
>> 8) An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to
>> the bottom.
>>
>> 9) A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last
>> 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.
>>
>> 10) A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it'd be male, didn't
>> you? But consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost
>> without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to
>> push, he keeps trying!
>
>> You may not know this but many non-living things have a gender.
>>
>> 1) Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can
>> see right through them.
>>
>> 2) Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while to
>> warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the
>> right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons
>> are pushed.
>>
>> 3) A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.
>>
>> 4) A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you
>> have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air
>> part.
>>
>> 5) Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain
>> water.
>>
>> 6) A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on.
>>
>> 7) A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick
>> people up.
>>
>> 8) An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to
>> the bottom.
>>
>> 9) A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last
>> 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.
>>
>> 10) A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it'd be male, didn't
>> you? But consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost
>> without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to
>> push, he keeps trying!
>