What does a deaf fisherman need?
A herring aid!

Why did the boy take a pencil to bed?
To draw the curtains.

What is a baby's motto?
If at first you don't succeed, cry, cry again.

Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove it wasn't a chicken!

Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Because they're already stuffed.

Why do witches need to wear name tags?
So they know which witch is which!

Why did the banana shop have to close down?
Because they kept throwing away all the bent ones