My sister just forwarded this to me:
"I should have figured it out sooner. It's the shampoo I use in the shower.
When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body. Printed very
clearly on the shampoo label it reads, "FOR EXTRA VOLUME AND BODY." I have
gotten rid of the shampoo and I am going to start using Dawn dish detergent.
Its label reads, "DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE."