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    Talking And Yet Another "Blonde" Joke

    A blonde decides one day that she's sick and tired of all the
    blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid. So she
    decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.

    While her husband is at work, she decides to paint a couple of rooms
    in the house. The next day, right after her husband
    leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand.

    Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive odor of
    paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the
    floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a heavy parka
    and a leather jacket at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she
    if OK.

    She replies yes.

    He asks what she is doing and she replies that she wanted to prove to

    him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by

    painting the house.


    He then asks her why she has a parka over her leather jacket. She
    replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and it
    said....

    You'll love this...


    "FOR BEST RESULTS,

    PUT ON TWO COATS."


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    Default Re: And Yet Another "Blonde" Joke

    Very good!
    With perseverance, even the snail made it to the ark - Charles H. Spurgeon

















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    Default Re: And Yet Another "Blonde" Joke

    tehe

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