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    Talking The Cowboy and his Beer

    A cowboy, who just moved to Wyoming from Texas , walks into a bar and orders 3 mugs of beer. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders 3 more.

    The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, "You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time." The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have 2 brothers. One is in Arizona , the other is in Colorado . When we all left our home in Texas , we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. So I'm drinking one beer for each of my brothers and one for myself." The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it at that.

    The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He orders 3 mugs and drinks them in turn. Word of his pledge to his brothers spreads among the other regulars in the bar. There comes a day, however, when he comes in and only orders 2 mugs. All the regulars take notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss."

    The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in his eyes and he laughs. "Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains, "It's just that my wife and I joined the Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking. Hasn't affected my brothers though."
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    Default Re: The Cowboy and his Beer

    Thanks for the fun joke on a slow Friday.

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    Default Re: The Cowboy and his Beer

    Excellent.

    Did you hear about the puppy with a bandaged foot that walked into a bar?
    He told the Bartender, "I'm looking for the guy that shot my paw."



    CW
    AS LONG AS I DON'T QUIT, I CANNOT FAIL

    B4 & After: http://www.healthdiscovery.net/forum...d.php?t=202124

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