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    Default A Good Pun Is Its Own Re-Word

    Good for a chuckle;

    A Good Pun Is Its Own Re-Word.

    > Practice safe eating - always use condiments.

    > A backwards poet writes inverse.

    > A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but meant your mother.

    > A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.

    > A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

    > A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.

    > A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.

    > A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

    > A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

    > A plateau is a high form of flattery.

    > Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.

    > Corduroy pillows are making headlines.

    > Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.

    > Marriage is the mourning after the knot before.

    > Acupuncture is a jab well done.

    > Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.

    > ******* should be used on every conceivable occasion.

    > Every calendar's days are numbered.

    > Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.

    > Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?

    > Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

    > What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway.)

    > Sea captains don't like crew cuts.

    > Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery.

    > Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.

    > Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.

    > If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.

    > When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.

    > When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.

    > When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.

    > When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.

    > Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red.

    > With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

    > Without geometry, life is pointless.

    > A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.

    > A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.

    > A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.

    > In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your Count votes.

    > A lot of money is tainted. It taint yours and it taint mine.

    > Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

    > I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.

    > She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.

    > He had a photographic memory that was never developed.

    > Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.

    > You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

    > He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.

    > The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.

    > A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France results in Linoleum Blown apart.

    > Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft, and I'll show you A flat minor.

    > Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.

    > The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at
    large.

    > The poor guy fell into a glass grinder and made a spectacle of himself.

    > Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

    > Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat.
    Monica
    Started WW 8/1/05
    Achieved Lifetime 5/2/06

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    Default Re: A Good Pun Is Its Own Re-Word

    Excellent!
    • HW-142 CW-118
    • Success is not built on success. It's built on failure. It's built on frustration. Sometimes its built on catastrophe.--Sumner Redstone

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    I saw some lurker reading these... Thought a bump was in order....
    CW
    AS LONG AS I DON'T QUIT, I CANNOT FAIL

    B4 & After: http://www.healthdiscovery.net/forum...d.php?t=202124

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    Love puns, thanks for posting.
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